The web is teeming with sites about public nudity -- everything from personal nudist pages to those sleazy adult sites (yech!). But we feel like ours is just a little bit different!

 When you click on our site, we feel as if you're visiting with us at our little nudist home. Every day, people from all over the world who share our outlook stop by to see us. (It's a good thing we don't have to feed 'em all!)

 

Just what IS our outlook?

Glad you asked! Have a seat. Get naked with us and let's chat. You know, of all the animals on the earth, ours is the only species that has come to the puzzling conclusion that there is something fundamentally wrong with it the way it is born.

So what's wrong with us?

Nothing! We're fine! It's just that our ancestors, with those pesky frontal lobes, came up with some pretty weird stuff to tell little children. You were born unclean. Your body is something to be ashamed of. Now here we stand at the brink of the 21st century with humans still roaming the earth expecting the rest of us to live by that sicko philosophy.

What are we hiding?

We spend our lives shrouding ourselves in textile, concealing our "naughty" parts and rarely laying eyes on an actual human being. Just as every animal responds to the sight of its own species, humans, too, have an innate need for the sight of the human form. But all we see of each other are heads and hands poking out of cloth.

 

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Magazine covers abound with images calculated to instill in us a distorted perspective of the norm, and make us feel insecure about the way we are. But don't worry - global corporations have the solution: "Buy our products!"

Question:

What would happen if everybody stopped this silliness and cast off those garments that society demands we conceal our shameful bodies in?

 

Answer:

 

(We know. We've been there. Cuffed and treated like hardened criminals by an overzealous little hotshot Georgia cop.)

 

Now the good news: There ARE sane nudist people out there.

And we hear from 'em! Every day! We get e-mails from Europe, Asia, Australia, Africa and the Americas. (If only we'd hear from a nudist in Antarctica, we'd have all 7 continents!)

Clothes-minded attitudes are falling! Visit naked beach resort vacation

A new, more sensible attitude is on the rise. It encompasses not only nudism but overall tolerance, acceptance and body appreciation. When our friends find out we're nudists, they often say, "Oh, I could never do that! I'm too fat!" In other words, they can pinch that inch!

Fat? They think THEY'RE fat?

Shoot, we've seen people at nudist resorts who could pinch a yard! (Translation for our European friends: They can pinch a meter!) Yet they are more comfortable with their bodies than people in the clothing-mandatory world who are carrying around that extra little bit of chubbiness everybody's so neurotic about ... from reading all those damned magazines!

 

In the nudist lifestyle, everyone is accepted.
Singles, couples, families, kids, old folks, fat folks, skinny folks, handicapped, the slightly deranged, cats, dogs, Republicans, Democrats ... even bald guys like Joe are tolerated. (Barely.)  
   

Nudism does not equal sex!
There's more sexual tension and insecurity at a textile beach, where people cover up the "naughty parts" with skimpy swimsuits, than at a nude beach where people have surpassed this type of antiquated thinking and simply accepted each other "as - is."

On the other hand...

 

 The playful, naughty side of nakedness is fun, too. "Not that there's anything wrong with that," as Jerry Seinfeld would say. Sometimes nudists go a little over the edge in denying the slightest vestige of sexuality in nudism. But we're gonna go out on a limb and admit it: we're not asexual "naturists", we're just plain old human beings! (Well, we're not really all that old.) In other words, there's au natural, and then there's nekkid!

Then there's the artistic side of nudity.
Sensuous black and white photography, exquisite body paintings, 3-D stereograms, whimsical cartoons ... you'll find it all here on our Naked Page. However, we don't feel like we need to use "art" as a justification for nudity. Providing you with this open and honest portrayal our day-to-day clothes-free lifestyle ... heck, that's art, ain't it?

Three feet.
So we've got one foot in nudism, one in art and one in sexuality. (Hmm...that's three feet. Between the two of us, there's one foot left over. How about we dress it up in a leather boot and slutty fishnet stockings!)

The future is young, naked & teen!
Ever notice how the movies depict aliens from advanced civilizations? They always have huge brains ... and they're always nekkid! The 20th century has seen society getting nekkider and nekkider. The layers of societal petticoats are peeling off. Now we're down to thong bikinis. Yet the idea of finally unveiling "those" body parts in public is still ahead of the curve for mainstream America. But just you wait! We will evolve!

Is any of this young videos stuff really important?
The way people feel about their own bodies, their very selves ... yeah, that's pretty important, dontcha think? Just look at the people all around you who have been manipulated into believing their bodies are not good enough. Too this, too that. Look at all these religious types sending the message to innocent little children that certain areas of their bodies are shameful. You know, those parts God apparently messed up on.

Free at Last!
Black people were courageous enough to stand up and say, "We're through with riding in the back of the bus just because you think there's something wrong with us for having been born black!" Isn't it time for people of all colors to stand up and say, "We're through with draping cloth over ourselves just because you think there's something wrong with us for having been born human!"
You're ranting now, Joe.

 

Yeah, you're right. We'll zip it up. You were kind enough to drop in for a visit and here we are talkin' you to death. So stop sitting there reading all this and explore our site. There are all kinds of neat things to be discovered. So enjoy your stay ... and have fun!

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Miami Nude Beach Nudity, Please Read!

There's something liberating about the antic of being naked.  The freedom.  The exhilaration.  The lack of pocket lint.  Unfortunately, for most people the notion of nudity requires some rationale - no matter how silly that rationale may be.  Streaking across a football field. Skinny-dipping in a lake.  Mooning for the camera.  Photocopying your butt.  Playing naked Twister.  Flashing a nun after sixth-period class, hoping she didn't recognize you and isn't at this instant phoning your parents.  For most people, it's all about the naughty thrill of getting caught or exposing a private part.  But not for all.  No, for many it's perfectly routine, as normal and natural as, say, kissing hands or shaking a baby.

Nude beaches are the perfect denominators for these two groups, the puritans and the pure exhibitionists, the fakirs and the non-fakers. Think of it as a big game of strip poker where everybody has crappy hands.  The thing to remember is that nude sunbathing isn't about sex or exhibitionism - we'll leave that to the nudist colonies and Courtney Love.  Nude sunbathing is about elation and free-spiritedness (and avoiding wedgies and ugly tan lines).

I've made the trek to No Clothes Land many a time.  I've dropped trou in Europe, where it's no big deal - heck, even the Royal Family has displayed a boob or two (not counting Prince Charles).  Black's Beach in San Diego is world famous for nude sun worshipping.  And, of course, here in Miami, we have Haulover Beach.

One of the misconceptions about nudity is that every human body is beautiful (Right).  The key to inoffensive nude sunbathing is to do just that - sunbathe.  Do not play volleyball in the buff.  No grilling or barbecuing.  Even if your Playgirl's Mr. January, do not perform an oil and air filter change on your auto while naked.  An watch the jogging - you could poke somebody's eye out.

Nude beachgoers often have their social cliques and routines.  They picnic and fraternize, and they love to mingle.  Zoiks.  These people who sashay up and down the beach wearing nothing but a smile and a spare tire are the same folks you find in the receiving line at a wedding wielding a business card and a can of Binaca.

When I venture to Haulover, I stick close to my blanket or hit the water.  I don’t wander about.  It’s like you want to work the room, but there’s no place to put your hands and no appropriate place to hang your Walkman.  (Plus, you feel like you’ve gone to a party and everyone’s wearing the same thing.)  Personally, I happen to like being naked. It’s never bothered me.  I often get home from work, disrobe, and sit naked on my couch eating cereal.  (Did I just cross the line of too much information?)  Some people are uncomfortable naked.  I’m not.  What I do have a problem with, however, is being ugly and naked.  Statistics show that the number of people who enjoy nude sunbathing is proportionate to those who should put something on.  Like a tarp.  Or one of those tents that they use when they’re debugging a house.  That one of the reasons why I prefer the sanctity of my blanket.  I can feign sleep (or death, if necessary) should some naked old man approach me and start to discuss today’s undertow as he squats liberally in front of me.

Sunscreen:  I’d be remiss if I didn’t stress the importance of proper protection.  Those regions that rarely see the light of day are the first to succumb to the sun’s deadly rays.  Hence, watch your behind, or your buns will be toast.  As for – how do I say this politely – garnishing your weenie, yes, your little buddy needs sunblock, but remember, you’re in public.  There a fine line between safety and pleasure when applying lotion to Mr. Happy.  I’ve seen guys go at it like they’re greasing a fire pole.  So take it easy.  Don't make things hard on yourself.

When it comes to accessories, there are certain things you should and should not bring to a nude beach.  Telescopes and binoculars are definite no-nos.  You may think of this as a ball game, but I’m sure the Red Sox would beg to differ.  Likewise with a camcorder – carrying a video camera at a nude beach is the pervert’s equivalent of driving by a schoolyard with a van full of candy.  As for ready, avoid books with titles like Justice of the Piece.  Stick to Field and Stream, Reader’s Digest or the Gideon Bible.  Sunglasses are a must.  If you’re gonna ogle, at least do it behind your Maui Jims.

As for your random beach bump-ins, there are obvious encounters. Besides bodies that you’d rather not see naked, piercings are immensely popular.  Popular, I surmise, because they’re in places that wouldn’t necessarily be exposed at Publix (unless you shop at the new one by the bay).  I’ve seen nipples that look like parachute rip cords.

And below the belt, I’ve seen piercings that made me recoil.  (Come to think of it, I’ve seen coils down there, too.)  And little napkin rings.  And something called a Prince Albert.  I’ve seen less metal at a gun show.  And shaving.  Hmmmm.  Apparently trimming the hedges has become all the rage.  Some folks go for the close cropping; others like it smooth.  I haven’t seen topiary this creative since I was at the Botanical Gardens.

Nude sunbathing can be a kick, an exciting way to liven up an otherwise dull day at the beach.  For the ladies, it means being able to wear a sundress without worrying about unsightly strap lines.  For the guys, it means there’s no need to adjust the boys: it’s a wind sock now.  For all of us it means an escape, a break from our daily worries and cares, a moment’s freedom where less is so much more – except when it comes to that sunscreen.